Election in sarcasm: never seen or heard miracle like Gujarat

The BJP did a miracle in the Gujarat elections. Why did it happen? How did it happen? Everyone is engaged in this debate. Read – Talk of a staunch BJP worker and a common man.

Common man: Brother sir, this time a miracle has happened.
Worker: Didn’t happen, did it. Respected Modi ji has magic. Otherwise the governments change within five years, we have been in power in Gujarat for twenty-seven years. Still, the victory with a huge majority is no less than a miracle?
Aam Aadmi: Yes, Modi ji is a brand, but he was Bhai Saab last time too! Why were you stuck at 99 then? Did Rupani want to shock Saab last time? Or was there a lapse in magic?
Worker: Look, I am talking to you, it does not mean that you keep on saying something. … And this Rupani-Patel what did you say? Modi ji does not differentiate between anyone that if he is CM then don’t pay attention and if he is CM then work hard. Modi ji always believes in everyone’s support, everyone’s development. He did the same this time as well.

Common man: Sorry brother, but people are saying that this time AAP in Gujarat was the B party of BJP. Modi ji and all the BJP leaders were presenting AAP in a big way just to spoil the Congress.
Worker: Look who has to be exaggerated and who is not, big leaders know this, but what you are saying about BJP’s B party, there is no substance in it. Had it been so then why would we have lost in Delhi MCD. Why didn’t she become our B party in Himachal?
Common man: No matter what, but brother sob 156 seats straight from 99, doesn’t it sound like a surprise? Perhaps even BJP and Modi himself would not have thought this much! BJP was also telling its target 151 only. … And the target is kept high. Only a few are complete.

Worker: what do you mean? Was there no expectation of getting so many seats?

Common man: Brother, since Gujarat was formed, no one has got so many seats. That’s why it’s a surprise!
Worker: what do you want to say? Do you think like other parties that we have changed the machines?
Common Man: Where did I say that? Ok brother, I will go. Greetings! Many congratulations on your victory.